A gay priest just delivered a sermon so real, the entire cathedral was in tears 😭⛪️. Father Mark didn’t just preach — he read the Church for filth and blessed queer love with holy sparkle 🌈✨
Not all heroes wear capes — some get their jaws wired shut for defending a trans woman. 💅💖 Texas’ bravest just got his surgery covered, and the bigots are seething. 😘
Rugby beefcake by day, dazzling diva by night? Joe Marler once served full drag fantasy — wig, lashes, attitude and all. Trixie Turnover, we miss you already! 💅✨
The girls are literally setting fake fires just to get rescued by New Zealand’s hottest firefighters 💦🔥 This all-female calendar sold out in 26 hours and sapphics are DOWN BAD. Someone call 111 for a thirst emergency.
Our favorite man-eating cheerleader might rise again 🔥 Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried & the OG director are all in — someone fetch a virgin sacrifice because Jennifer’s Body 2 is coming for us 😈💅
A biochemist-turned–Army captain with a Batman tattoo is DONE with Democrats tiptoeing around queer rights. He’s coming for Congress — and he’s bringing receipts. 🏳️🌈💪🦸♂️
Elon’s blasting off… into bigotry 🚀👀 When a space contract spat ends with a homophobic meme, you know the billionaire rocket man has truly lost orbit. 🌈🛰️
Matt Bomer says he didn’t steal $102M in jewels… but Neal Caffrey might’ve 👀💎 The White Collar gang is back with jokes hotter than Paris police right now 😈🇫🇷