Trump Slaps Harvard With Billion-Dollar Bill
Trump wants one billion dollars from Harvard, darling — and he’s using campus protests, DEI fights, and even trans policies as leverage. 🎓💸 The drama is Ivy League–level messy and getting messier.
Tories Can’t Get a Swipe
📱💔 Turns out nothing kills the vibe faster than “I vote Tory” in a bio. Queers want equality, not austerity—get it together, lads.
Pentagon’s Trans Purge Plan Unveiled
💅 The Pentagon wants commanders to sniff out transgender troops and kick them out—with bonus cash for those who “confess.” Pride Month says hi 🏳️⚧️✨
Russia Slaps Apple Over Pride
📱🍏 Apple just got served—Russian court hits back over “LGBT propaganda,” proving once again who’s afraid of rainbows in tech.
Ohio Man Torches Pride Reads
He really said burn it all 🔥—an Ohio man just checked out 100 LGBTQ+, Jewish & Black history books only to set them ablaze. The gays are not having it. 📚🌈
Trump’s War on Trans Health
👩⚕️ She fought HIV, saved lives, and stood tall as America’s top trans health official — now Rachel Levine is calling out Trump’s rollback circus 🎪
Lib Dems Cry Foul Over Pride Snub
🌈 Lib Dems are gagged and gooped after being benched from Pride—lumped with Tories? The audacity! They're begging for a seat at the glitter table. 🎭
Border Patrol Grills Twitch Star
Leftie Twitch king Hasan Piker says U.S. agents clocked his politics and grilled him on Trump, Gaza, and streaming — all before baggage claim 🎮🛂💅
GOP Wants to Ban Your Nudes
📵 The GOP’s coming for your nudes, your OnlyFans, and your favorite queer erotica. Time to clutch your pearls — and your ring lights. 💅
Kenyatta Claps Back at DNC Drama
💅 Malcolm Kenyatta is done with the DNC telenovela and he's naming names. "I’m not the victim here—our community is." Whew, the tea is hot. 🍵
Menendez Bros Could Walk Free
👀 From Beverly Hills killers to possible parolees — the Menendez brothers just got a second shot. But are we buying the redemption arc? 🎭💔