Not all heroes wear capes — some get their jaws wired shut for defending a trans woman. 💅💖 Texas’ bravest just got his surgery covered, and the bigots are seething. 😘
👠 From Hermès to handcuffs: George Santos is trading luxury for lockdown—and honey, the receipts are wild. 💅 Prison orange might clash with Vuitton, but justice never goes out of style.