TL;DR
- A tournament to find the greatest queer TV character.
- Annalise Keating and Mr. Smithers face off.
- Emotional depth vs. comedic charm in characters.
- Viola Davis’ portrayal of Annalise is iconic.
- The debate highlights LGBTQ representation in media.
It’s time to settle the score in the world of queer television. In a dramatic showdown reminiscent of March Madness, the Great Queer TV Character Smackdown pits 16 iconic characters against each other, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. Who will take home the crown as the greatest queer TV character of all time? Will it be the fierce and complex Annalise Keating from How to Get Away With Murder, or the lovable yet tragic Mr. Smithers from The Simpsons? Buckle up, because the arguments are as spicy as they come.
Our panel of “referees” has locked themselves away in the tower of One World Trade Center, ready to dive deep into the emotional and comedic depths of these two characters. Catherine Mhloyi kicks things off with a heartfelt defense of Annalise, reminiscing about her tumultuous relationship with Eve. “The yearning between them, the will-they-won’t-they, is just such a special emotional rollercoaster,” she declares. And let’s be real, who hasn’t felt that gut-wrenching tension in a relationship?

On the flip side, Harron Walker argues for Mr. Smithers, but even he admits, “There’s kind of no question that it’s Annalise between the two of them.” The emotional complexity of Annalise, portrayed by the incomparable Viola Davis, is hard to beat. With her flaws and vulnerabilities laid bare, she’s not just a character; she’s a force of nature. “Viola Davis as Annalise is just a win for girl bosses and bisexuals,” proclaims Quispe Lopez, and honestly, who can argue with that?
As the debate heats up, the panelists grapple with the characters’ relationships to power. Smithers, the quintessential underdog, represents the quiet suffering of unrequited love, while Annalise wields her power like a queen. “If it’s about outsmarting him, 100% she could manipulate him any day,” says Matt Wille, emphasizing Annalise’s sharp wit and cunning.

But it’s not all serious business. The discussion takes a humorous turn as the panelists joke about the absurdity of Smithers’ long-standing crush on Mr. Burns. “He’s built to serve, and she will make him her bitch, obviously,” Wille quips, and the laughter is infectious. Yet, beneath the humor lies a deeper commentary on the nature of queer representation in media. Smithers’ character, while iconic, raises questions about the portrayal of queer individuals in positions of power versus those who are subservient.
As the votes are cast, it becomes clear that Annalise’s multifaceted character resonates more deeply with the panel. “She’s just more meme-able, more iconographic,” argues Joan Summers, pointing to Annalise’s unforgettable lines that have become rallying cries for many in the LGBTQ community. In a world where representation matters, Annalise stands tall as a beacon of complexity and strength.

Ultimately, as the votes tally up, it’s no surprise that Annalise Keating emerges victorious. With her blend of vulnerability, power, and relatability, she’s not just a character; she’s a cultural icon. And while Smithers may have his charm, the depth of Annalise’s character—and the groundbreaking performance by Viola Davis—cements her place in queer television history.
So, there you have it folks. The debate may be over for now, but the impact of these characters will continue to resonate in the hearts of LGBTQ viewers everywhere. Here’s to the power of representation and the characters that shape our stories.