TL;DR
- Take the quiz to find your inner swamp creature.
- Learn about the ecological threats in Florida.
- Support the Everglades Defense Fund.
- Discover the beauty of swamp wildlife.
- Join the fight to protect these ecosystems.
Why is the theme of this week’s quiz SWAMPS? Well, because I write every single one of these quizzes week in and week out from the actual swamp. Yes, you heard that right! I live in Central Florida, where I’m surrounded by every body of water you can think of at all times, especially lakes and swamps. And let me tell you, I have a love in my heart for all of the swamp’s beautiful creatures. But it’s not just about the critters; it’s about the fight to protect them!
For those of you who live outside Florida, it’s time to step up! Don’t just roll your eyes or crack jokes when you hear about things like Alligator Alcatraz. This isn’t just a quirky tourist trap; it poses a serious threat to human life and the wildlife that calls this place home. These detention centers are often built on land that should be protected, and it’s crucial to educate yourself on the ecological and environmental threats they pose. Consider supporting efforts like the Everglades Defense Fund. Remember, two more endangered Florida panthers were just killed by vehicles. We need to do better for our wildlife!

Now, about Alligator Alcatraz: it’s reportedly shutting down soon, but the fight is far from over. It’s still very much open, and we need to keep the pressure on! Detention centers have no place on these lands (or anywhere for that matter), and neither do the hideous residential development projects that massive developers keep proposing for these areas. So, let’s unite and PROTECT THE SWAMP!
Okay, now that you’re all fired up, it’s time to take this quiz: Which Lesbian Swamp Creature Are You? It’s fun, it’s fabulous, and it’s a great way to connect with your inner swamp spirit while advocating for the environment. Dive in and find out!


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