If you ever wondered what it would be like if a reality TV queen really let loose on a billionaire tech bro, Gabby Windey just answered that question—and then some.
The Traitors season 3 winner and Bachelorette alum has gone fully viral after eviscerating Elon Musk on her Long Winded podcast, in an episode so brutally honest it could pass for a Drag Race roast. The episode, oh-so-poetically titled Eln Msk n his skid marks, features Windey comparing Musk to a bumbling toddler running the country, complete with “spit up on his t-shirt” and a belly hanging out. Not exactly the visionary genius his fanboys claim.
And if you thought she was stopping there? Please. Windey was just warming up. “He has no balance, no equilibrium, and he needs a chainsaw,” she deadpanned, referring to Musk’s bizarre on-stage antics with a literal chainsaw at a recent event. “What production company is saying, ‘Yes, Elon, great idea, let’s put a functioning chainsaw in your hands’?”
But the true highlight? Her warning to women everywhere. Windey, who recently married comedian Robby Hoffman, didn’t hold back on Musk’s alleged mission to mass-populate the Earth with his offspring. “I want everyone to be afraid,” she warned. “Women, don’t come near, because you’re going to get sewn. He wants a baby with you. He wants a baby with you. He wants a baby with you.” The riff ended with her comparing Musk’s reproductive habits to Oprah’s famous giveaway—except instead of cars, it’s test tube babies.
While Musk’s devoted Twitter disciples are surely already typing up their angry rebuttals, the LGBTQ internet is living for Windey’s unfiltered takedown. The video, now circulating on TikTok and X (formerly Twitter, and still a hot mess), has solidified Windey’s place as a reality TV icon with zero chill.
Windey has already had a wild ride post-Traitors, taking her quick wit from reality TV to podcasting, and she’s proving that she’s not here to play nice. Whether or not Musk responds, one thing is certain—Gabby Windey isn’t afraid to swing, and when she does, it lands.