Lesbian culture has its own unique language that may seem like complete nonsense to outsiders. But to us, it’s a bonding thing born from shared interests, experiences, and opinions. While a comprehensive guide to our language could fill 20 pages, here are ten phrases that you’ll likely never hear a lesbian lady say.
Firstly, forget about a lesbian saying “Actually, I think I own enough hats”. Head-wear, be it trilby, trucker caps, beanies, or scarfs, is a beloved accessory among gay women. It’s like our signature fashion statement.
And if you think we might say “Ellen and Portia are over”, think again. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are our Wills and Kate, our Brangelina. They’re lesbian royalty, never to be dethroned.
Don’t even think about expecting a lesbian to say “social media stalking is creepy”. Let’s be real; we’ve all done it, and it’s an awesome way to spend an hour. Besides, as Taylor Swift points out in her song Paper Rings, stalking your crush online is not just a lesbian thing, it’s a girl thing.
Activism is a huge part of the lesbian community. We’re no strangers to rallies and protests, and many of us are strong activists. Not only does it give us a sense of purpose and obligation to help others, but it’s also a great way to meet like-minded individuals.
You won’t find any lesbian who would say that “the Kardashians are role models for us all”. In fact, many of us find them repulsive and anti-feminist.
Lesbians may prefer Twitter to Instagram or TikTok, but don’t expect any to say that “Twitter is too invasive”. We love to “see and be seen” on social media and use it as a platform for low-key preening.
Karma, star signs, and crystals are part of our cryptic culture. Women’s culture as a whole has an affinity for alternate activism and charity, which comes from our history of being subject to oppression and segregation. While many of us believe in these things, we’re wary of extremists who use them as a front.
Lastly, let’s talk about the F-word when referring to gay men. It’s out of order and homophobic. It’s akin to straight people using the D-word when referring to lesbians. Some things are just not okay.
In conclusion, our language may seem like complete nonsense to outsiders, but it’s a bonding thing that brings us together. While these ten phrases may be things you’ll never hear a lesbian say, they’re part of what makes our culture unique and cherished.